Ashamed
Congratulations, bub, you've joined the club
And everybody here agrees
We got the finest blend of nearly-honest men,
Welcome to the forty thieves!!
A fraternity of thugs that you can trust
There's nothing up our eighty sleeves
Got lotsa grub to share
Pull up an easy chair!
Welcome to the forty thieves!!
Now you get to lie and cheat,
Never hafta brush your teeth
But we always aim to please
Care for one another
You'll never miss your mother
IAGO:
(Oh, I *love* you guys)
THIEVES:
Schemin' up a scam,
Out on a limb,
Grace Kelly Blues
The cut-rate mine walking through the dirty streets,
Of Paris, in the hot august heat,
Sun melting the fake smile away,
Just looking for a place to stay.
The actress gave up all her old dreams,
And traded up, now she is a Queen,
Royal familys don't have time, for that shit,
Your crystal ball - you keep it hid.
The tractor-trailor driver radios:
Help me someone, I'm out here all alone,
Truck driving the black night away,
Praying for the light of day.
The kid in the mall works at Hawt Dawg on a Stick,
His hat is a funny shape, his heart is a brick,
Taking your order, he will look away,
He doesn't have a thing to say.
But me, I'm feeling pretty good, as of now,
I'm not sure when i got here, or how,
Sun melting, the fake smile away,
I think, you know, I'll be okay.